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Guess how old Mark Zuckerburg is?
I'm hoping neither of my older sisters are reading this (here's a test: are you reading it, ladies?) as they'd flush my head down the loo (metaphorically speaking) for proclaiming myself, at the grand...
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Mum's the word
So, my mum was pretty perturbed by this skirt. It's a quasi wrap-around, but where the long piece of skirt normally goes over the short, with this asymmetric mini it's actually the piece underneath...
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Isn't it time to give Miley a break?
Poor old Destiny Hope Cyrus, aka Miley. I must be the nth person to write about her this week alone. She’s now the most Googled individual in the world, ahead of Justin Bieber and TaySwift. First there...
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Ron Burgundy
Land sakes O'GOSHUN -- this weather is vile. Such was the torrential rain this weekend, that I took to the railings outside my front door, for this outfit post. Actually, this is the second time that I...
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Has reality TV killed romance?
I’m no fool; I know the facts (42% of marriages in the UK end in divorce). But – and call me crazy - that doesn’t stop me believing in the sanctity of marriage. I’m an idealist by nature. So, every...
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Handsfree
If you scroll down a few photographs, you'll notice that I've played a rather ghoulish Halloween trick, whereby I have no hands. Doh! Styling fail. That's what happens when you are your own stylist and...
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The reinvention of Russell
We are in the era of the slasher: the model/actress/muso/designer. It may be no surprise, then, that the ever loquacious comic, Russell Brand, has donned a new hat (or fascinator, as he would no doubt...
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Top of the Crops
The 'trans-seasonal wardrobe' is a confuddling beast, for a society brought up on two wardrobes: summer and winter. And even then, the lines betwixt the two are blurry. We often wear floral summer...
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Why sometimes [sssssh] I miss living with my parents
It's the moment we all dream of. Moving out from home into an ultra-cool crib which we will turn into The Party Palace (that’s definitely a club in Thailand) and Zendom... all at the same time. Our...
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The Tarty Party [Cont]
I love tartan. I love it like the wind loves the trees and Kim Kardashian loves selfies. Always have, always will....I think. I can't say for sure, as I'm a transient being [very Russell Brand...
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Can you really ban slang?
This was a tricky title to write; I kept writing 'bang slang' -- and obviously you can't bang slang. You can't sexify slang, although sometimes I love words enough to get physical. Similarly, you...
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From Liz, with love
We have Liz Hurley to thank for a lot of things. Her safety-pinned Versace dress of '94 (still one of the most epic things to have hit the red carpet), her bodacious turn in 2000's Bedazzled (I...
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Jiggling giblets and Vevoed v*ginas: can rating music videos ever work?
Has anyone else been getting catatonically bored of all the ruckus surrounding the music videos of Miley and her merry (where merry means naked) little pals? Popsh*t has really hit its apogee in the...
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J(enna and the) Crew
Preppy's on the collective brain, people. Last week's much hyped arrival of Jenna Lyons and her super brand, J Crew, (basically inseparable entities) saw a crisp cotton American aesthetic that was last...
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Guess what? The more we use our phones, the WORSE we are at communicating
It's the modern epidemic that's worsening by the day: the omnipresence of the smartphone. On the loo (my favourite spot to tweet from), on the bus, in bed, in the middle of meetings, at dinner, during...
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Chris de Burgh says YES
To clear up any titular confusion, Chris de Burgh sung 'Lady in Red'. If you didn't know that, I can only question what you croon to yourself on a lonely winter's eve. I am a woman who takes song...
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As Beyonce didn't sing, "Who runs the world? KIDS, KIDS!"
I've lost count of the number of times that I've been vacuum-packed onto a tube recently, practically pole-dancing a stranger, whilst a miniature person wallows on a seat, rather than his mother's lap....
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Every day I'm doubling
Apologies for the lack of full-length images; essentially, it's a tale of technological woe. I dropped my iPhone down the loo the Sunday before last - apparently, this is the most common form of female...
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Growing Up Too Fast vs. Arrested Development; And Why You Can Find Many Of Us...
We've long been terrified that children are growing up too fast. For the girls: supermarkets selling bras for bee-stung chests; the iPhone becoming the new pencil case; and ten-year-olds calling each...
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Super Furry Animal
It was an unlikely collaboration, but one which grabbed my attention the minute I spotted it. Garbage's gal Shirley Manson x & Other Stories and specifically this faux fur inky blue-black polo...
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