Whereby I avoid red wine
I’d like to think I’m experimental when it comes to my fashion nous, but the truth is I’m a creature of habit. Now that I’ve realised I like tonal blocking and doubling patterns, I seem to have...
View ArticleThings I Miss About Being 15
There's no doubt that I look back upon my tricky teenage years with serious nostalgia. Like my own version of The Simple Live - sadly sans Richie's later impending emergence from the chrysalis, into...
View ArticleI Cleared Out My Hoisery Drawer And 2010 Threw Up On Me
Back in 2010, no doubt influenced by the trend-setting minx that is Alexa, my best friend and I were completely hooked on Tabio's sheer polkadot tights. Fun/ky and flattering (sheer tights are so much...
View ArticleWhy The Morning Commute Must Be A Solo Endeavour
The way we all survive the grim reality of gainful employment - i.e. hauling ourselves out of beautiful beautiful bed every morning - is to have a routine. For some people that's rising at 5am,...
View ArticleThe Story Of My First Pair Of Fishnets. By, Pandora.
I've wanted a pair of fishnet tights for about the past decade. For some inexplicable reason, whilst I've managed to spend hundreds that I don't have on gold-capped leopard print shoes, multi-coloured...
View ArticleThe Debrief
If you follow me on Instagram (@pinsykes, whatcha waiting for!) you'll know that I've been putting in some seer-e-owse elbow grease over on some mysterious new platform. Well, said platform launched...
View ArticleIs This The Year We Turn Everything Into A Selfie?
I've said it before and I'll say again. I like a selfie just as much as the next person - OK, more - but there's nothing like over-egging a bloody verbal trend now, is there? We've done it with LOL...
View ArticleLove Me A Neckerchief
I've long been a fan of the cheery neckerchief, whether it be in paisley print, or incarnated as the faux Hermes cousin (the real deal hasn't happened yet.) I could blame these - Pernille, Leandra and...
View ArticleDouble Stripes AKA The Umpire Special
Six hours into my 24 hour return journey Nairobi -- London/LFW and I thought I'd distract myself from the sweaty airport situation with a catch-up blog post. Please ignore the fact that my hair is...
View ArticleTourist Traps x Belted Macs
Every single Saturday without fail I trot off down Portobello... instead of staying the hell inside. It's on my doorstep so you'd think I'd remember that the market is the epicentre of meandering. A...
View ArticleSexpot Saks Potts
All I want in the world - OK definitely not all, but my most long-standing, most-Googled, most yearned-like-the-wind-for wish list item - is a bright blue fur coat. (Apologies, if you are against fur -...
View ArticleThe Sartorial Tale Of A Mother And A Daughter.
A few weeks ago, I went on a family holiday to Kenya. The day before I left - and not a jot before, obviously - I started to think about what I would take on holiday. I mentally scanned my wardrobe, as...
View ArticleSame Same But Different
Double leopard is nothing new for me, as anyone who follows my sartorial shit regularly, will know. (That said, I am still thrilled to see the louche Mr Tom Form amping it up further for AW14.) Forgive...
View ArticleT.I.A.
I skipped (if almost 24 hours of travelling each way can be called 'skipping') off to Kenya for 6 days with my family before London Fashion Week, which was the most incredible interlude amidst the...
View ArticleRichie! Can you hear me?
I'm not going to say I thought I was above the whole wearing-poolslides-when-not-on-holiday thing but... OK, I kind of did. Spot the mega hypocrite, yet again. Because when I saw these sci-fi dental...
View ArticleShould We All Just Admit We're D**kheads?
There’s been a slew of articles about Simon Cowell recently. The famously camp bachelor with little Cuban heels and a glittery pair of moobs named Squiddly and Diddly – oops sorry, those are his tiny...
View ArticleMarshmallow Girl
There's this unnerving new term whereby 'chubby' (read, Size 8) K-Pop girls are now called marshmallow girls. It sort of makes me lol, albeit uneasily, particularly because it should really just refer...
View ArticleThe Pieces I Want To Make Love To From AW14
I wept with kitsch-induced joy over Jeremy Scott's McDonalds-drunk Moschino debut and I'd do anything to eat some branded spaghetti from Karl's custom-built supermarche; but what of the looks that I...
View ArticleThat's IT? Why It Might Be Time To Break Away From The 'It' Item...
I've written an article for the April issue of Company about the lure of the 'it' item - the 'it' bag (first one ever was Prada's nylon knapsack circa 1996, FYI) the 'it' foods (hello bloody kale and...
View ArticleWays To Wear Double Leopard
I recently styled a shoot for The Debrief (shot by Baker and Evans and starring supercool Lydia Graham of Models 1) on ways to wear double leopard.As anyone can tell, it's a cause close to my heart....
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